NEWSFLASH! For those of you who might have felt uncomfortable with Sarah Palin's utter lack of experience in being a half term governor of the third least populous state and the martinet mayor of a town the size of a pair of high schools, take heart. It's been recently revealed by Cindy McCain that Mrs. Palin also possesses skills at basketball, fishing, hockey mom-ery, pistol-packing, and moose hunting. These vital skills are certain to aid her in dealing with just about any future Presidential crisis my mind can conceive of. If you've ever stared down a moose from the relative danger of a mere two hundred yards through a twenty power scope, or cheered your son as he makes that winning goal, you're more than ready to handle a Fed bailout, border incursion in the Caucuses, or terrorist attack. Doubters may now breathe easy.
Very funny. Very easy to understand too.
ReplyDeleteI aim for the fourty fifth percentile. They're the most gracious and easiest to please.
ReplyDeleteI heard someone say that if mccain is elected, Sarah P. could be one heartbeat away from being president.
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