Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Prince Harry Elopes for the Hell of It


LONDON- Royal watchers were stunned by the surprising turn of events late Wednesday. As millions worldwide eagerly await the historic wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton, his brother has apparently jumped on the bandwagon. It has been reported Prince Henry of Wales, commonly known as Prince Harry, eloped in Las Vegas.

Rumors of the young prince's sudden plunge into the bonds of matrimony surfaced after the royal's Twitter feed read “Up yurs Will, I just tied it. Wish u were here. Vegas roks!” At this time little is known of Harry's new bride, other than her first name, Roxie.

While the commonly held estimate of William and Kate's wedding resides north of $34 million, Harry's extravaganza is believed to have run approximately $800. Half of which constituted the bar tab for the couple leading up to the impromptu event at the Little Bells Chapel.

Witnesses at the chapel report the bride wore a tasteful leopard-print skirt with the prince choosing a white toga. No photos are known to exist of the event, though the freshly-betrothed prince conceded this was due to an unfortunate malfunction with a disposable camera.

His Royal Highness, a Captain in the Army Air Corps, is currently listed as AWOL.

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