Step in from the cold and subject yourself to the ravings of a man snowed in a bunker for more moons than he cares to remember.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Dominos Pizza on the Moon...No Seriously!
From the corner of my ear I heard the most amazing news blurb this evening, as I was lazily swiping away at the iThing. Dominos pizza will be building a space pizza restaurant. A pizza restaurant- on the moon.
I know I haven't written on this thing much lately, there has been a lot of crap going down, but frankly this, this dear readers, is enough of a free jolt of electricity to free me from sloth!
Friday, July 15, 2011
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Supreme Court Strikes Down Minimum Driving Age
WASHINGTON- In keeping with its recent trend of overruling state restrictions on expression, the US Supreme Court on Friday issued a controversial decision in which state-mandated restrictions on minimum driver age are unconstitutional. In a 7-2 decision, the conservative majority stated in its written opinion “..the act of driving, as a vital component of modern American life, is an expression of free will and thereby is protected speech applying to all citizens, regardless of age.”
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Prince Harry Elopes for the Hell of It
LONDON- Royal watchers were stunned by the surprising turn of events late Wednesday. As millions worldwide eagerly await the historic wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton, his brother has apparently jumped on the bandwagon. It has been reported Prince Henry of Wales, commonly known as Prince Harry, eloped in Las Vegas.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
To the Mother of My Bully
Nestled among the natural disasters, bloody overthrows, upheavals, and general viciousness we've come to view as normal each week, came a story about a boy. A chubby Australian boy named Casey Heynes if you're a fan of details. This particular chubby Australian boy, as over a million folks have witnessed, was at the receiving end of a series of taunts and punches by another with half his size but with plenty of Napoleanistic bravado to make up for his lack of stature. He was also at the issuing end of one of the most spine-pounding full body slams this side of Wrestlemania III.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Qadaffi Blames Libyan Uprising on 1987 Film 'Ishtar'
Monday, February 7, 2011
IBM's Watson Making Demands Ahead of Jeopardy! Appearance
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Ex-CEO Governor Deporting 1.2 Million Underperforming Citizens
Just hours after taking office, Florida Governor Rick Scott announced his boldest budget slashing initiative to date. Following a two month analysis assisted by consulting firm Price Waterhouse Coopers, the Governor has ordered that more than 1.2 million citizens deemed to be “under-performing” would need to be let go.
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