Thursday, June 25, 2009

Pop Star Miguel Johnson to Buy Neverland Ranch

LOS ANGELES- Enigmatic pop singer and rising star Miguel Johnson has announced plans to purchase the famed Neverland Ranch from its creditors for pennies on the dollar.

Johnson burst to sudden fame last year with his stellar singing voice and lithe dancing moves. His mystique was furthered by his refusal to ever show his complete face in public, instead desiring to keep his visage cloaked at all times. Johnson cited his shyness as well as a reportedly rare disease that affects the pigmentation of his skin. His live shows are a song and dance spectacle. It is now a common sight on school playgrounds to see children emulating his trademark move the “Moonhop”.

Clad in his white mask and glittering sequin garb, Johnson said it had always been his dream to live at the Ranch, "Now that the incredibly talented King of Pop is dead, and I've heard several witnesses are willing to attest to this fact in court, I've made my intentions clear to Mr. Jackson's attorneys and creditors that I wish to offer a bid to purchase the mystical and wonderful Neverland.”

Johnson dismissed critics that said his offer comes too soon on the heels of Jackson's death, saying that he was Jackson's biggest fan. “He will always be with us. In a way he's with us right here, right now” he said cryptically, gesturing around the room.

The offer also contends that all personal effects should remain in place at the ranch, including the many portraits and sketches of the late singer. “He's a beautiful person,” said Johnson. “I can't imagine taking down such works of art.”

“I want to restore Neverland to its heyday, and welcome children of all ages to visit anytime day or night. I really can't say how much I love children” gushed Johnson.

Johnson's latest album “Rad” comes on the heels of last year's smash “On the Ball”.

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