Avant Golf!

Introducing the newest trend for the ironic, artsy thrill seeker. Avant Golf!



Hole 1- Wunder kids: Try to get your ball past the harried rush of mechanized children intent on kicking your ball into the rough.

Hole 2- Choose your Destiny: There are actually 8 holes on this one. Get it in the right one and win an ice cream cone. Get it in the wrong one and receive a mild shock when retrieving your ball. Winning hole changes every time for a never ending challenge!

Hole 3- Bulimic clown: A challenging par four in which you must get the ball into the clown's mouth and hope he doesn't spit it back out.

Hole 4- Hall of Mirrors: What do I need to say, it’s a freaking hall of mirrors.

Hole 5- Shagville: See how hard it is to make par when the course is laid in 4 inch turquoise shag!

Hole 6- Andy's Candies: Pretty straightforward, just the grass is dyed to resemble Andy Warhol eating a Hershey Bar.

Hole 7- Siren Call: The closer you get to the hole, the louder the shrieking array of 10,000 Hz horns get. Pray for a hole in one so..it..will..just..stop!

Hole 8- Swingers Club: After sinking the ball, you will be given another of a random color for the rest of the game.

Hole 9- Suessian Stair: Hope the laws of physics cut you some slack as you attempt to hop the ball up a series of teetering, climbing platforms.

Hole 10- Confidence Builder: A simple straight forward shot 1 foot from the tee. You'll need the breather after the Suessian Stair.

Hole 11- Use the Force: You've been relying too much on your sense of sight- this hole's challenge rests in the fact it is in utter darkness.

Hole 12- Field Trip: Hit it as hard as you can, the hole is just past the four lane highway. See it? Right behind the gas station dumpster there. Don't lose the ball!

Hole 14- Up and Away: Try to get the ball up onto the volcano-shaped..what do you mean there was no hole 13? What are you trying to jinx us?!

Hole 15- Lounge Singer: After sinking the ball, rest a moment and enjoy a cocktail while Larry sings for you.

Hole 16- Windmill: Avoid the windmill's spinning blades. The sheer nostalgic irony is hilarious. That and the fact the blades are made of rotting Northern Pike.

Hole 17- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy: The tiki theme will blow your mind. That and the natives trying to fire tiny blowdarts dipped in ibocaine at you.

Hole 18- Celebration!: Sink a hole in one and Tammy will jump out of that cake and smear you with pistachio frosting! No one's made a hole in one in a while. Hey, when's the last time someone checked on Tammy?



Second round is only $2.