Thursday, December 9, 2010

Relieved Morrison Emerges From Hiding Following Pardon

SACRAMENTO- In an amazing turn of events, a heavily bearded and visibly relieved Jim Morrison surprised the world following his presumably posthumous pardon on Thursday. The former rock star who had been thought dead until his sudden reappearance was recently issued a pardon by Florida Governor Charlie Crist for a charge of indecent exposure at a Miami venue 40 years prior.